They sounded like bleating lambs, crying over and over again from places we couldn’t see.
Occasionally, we’d hear an outright shriek, followed immediately by the soothing tones of a grown-up (A parent? The nurse?) trying to reassure the terrified child that somehow, in some way, this torture would be worthwhile.
Yes, Tuesday was L’s second trip [...]

I’ve never really liked Jenny McCarthy.
When she hosted that MTV show about dating, her “funny” faces inspired me to yell at my television. I hated her in her eponymous TV show, and the one after that, titled, simply, “Jenny.” I’m not ashamed to admit that I didn’t even care for her Playboy centerfolds.
But nothing, I [...]