Readers regularly ask me if the picture of the baby in the header on this Web site (for you reading the blog’s RSS feed, the picture at www.thedaddydispatch.com), is baby L.
The answer, folks, is a resounding no, or to put it more eloquently: never-under-any-circumstances-not-even-if you-paid-me-or-threatened-to-declaw-my-eunuch-cat would I publish a picture of my daughter in a [...]